Tenacious C

A lawyer we know was out drinking with a lobster the other night and saw a group of the House's anti-Tom Craddick rebels sitting at a big table having a good time. Nothing wrong with that, he said, except that he was guessing Craddick was sitting next to a telephone somewhere, writing notes in his tiny scrawl on a legal pad, talking to people, working.

This guy's harder to kill than Bugs Bunny.

If you give someone like the current speaker of the Texas House time to work, you greatly decrease your odds of toppling him. And the Republicans trying to put together a coup have given Craddick almost two weeks since they began talking openly about moving to vacate the chair he occupies. They might still try it (they're still trying hard to put it together), and they might still prevail, but they've given him time to counter, and he's taken advantage of it.

He's given the gavel to others in the House, so they could run the proceedings while he works the floor and pulls members into his office for private chats. He's allegedly offered plums to friendlies and stones to foes, dealing local appropriations in some cases and election troubles in others (his aides say he's never offered anything for a vote for speaker, and has never worked against incumbents seeking reelection).

He's lost a few, won a few, and created new ways to win the contest with the time they've given him, and he's remained in his increasingly hot seat for longer than some of his enemies thought possible. Somebody even told us this week they think he'll hang on until 2011, when the Legislature takes up redistricting. Just the idea of that shows you how the odds have moved in the last week or so.

Seven Days in May

The week started with the House in a state of suspense — like the moment between the squeal of brakes and the crunch of metal. When the first crash finally came, it was just a fender-bender.

Rep. Byron Cook, R-Corsicana gave an impassioned speech to a hushed House. (There's an audio copy of his speech in our Files section; a text version is in our Soapbox section.) When he finished with quotes from one of the all-time pep talks — the St. Crispin's Day bit from Shakespeare's Henry V — there was moment of quiet and then... nothing. Cook walked back to his desk and House Speaker Tom Craddick called up the next bill.

"These guys could fuck up a rock fight," said Rep. Trey Martinez Fischer, D-San Antonio.

It's possible to watch these things too closely, to get caught up in the minute-to-minute stuff and miss the story. It's fun to watch, and to talk about, but the story, so far, is that the opposition to Craddick can't put together a coup.

Rep. Jim Keffer, R-Eastland, officially threw his name into the race last week. Rep. Jim Pitts, R-Waxahachie, lost a challenge to Craddick in January, stayed almost invisible for the rest of the session, and has filed for a rematch now at the end. The front-runner at this point, other than Craddick himself, appears to be Rep. Brian McCall, R-Plano, the fourth official candidate. His challenge earlier this year gave way to Pitts, but his is the name we hear most from members looking for an alternative to the current management. On Tuesday, Rep. Fred Hill, R-Richardson, joined the contest by filing with the Texas Ethics Commission. He's been mentioned as both an interim-only candidate and as someone who wants the job during the next regular session.

Craddick's task now is to survive the rest of the week. A challenge would come, if it comes, with a call to "vacate the chair" which would force two and maybe three votes. First is a vote on whether to keep Craddick in place. If the House decided to do that, they'd next have to decide who should be speaker for the months leading into the next regular session in January 2007.

The third vote, if needed, would be one of those procedurals that are dramatic inside the Pink Building and hard to translate outside. One reading of the rules is that Craddick could delay a motion to vacate the chair by up to a day, so long as he honors it. But challengers might not want to give him that time. They could challenge any delay, and a vote on that challenge could be the first vote in this sequence. And the first vote — whether it's on that or a motion to vacate — is where you'd get a look at the split in the House.

Craddick's opponents are circulating a list of $168.6 million in appropriations items they say he's using to firm up his votes in the race for speaker, and say the reason the state budget has been delayed is that he's holding it to make such deals. His aides say the budget is in about the same spot, time-wise, that it was in two years ago, and two years before that.

Both sides were working the floor closely as the last week of the session began. Craddick spent much of his time working the floor while other House members took his place on the dais.

There's a biennial ritual where members get large lithographs or pictures of the Capitol building and troll the floor getting all of their colleagues to sign them. It's like passing around the high school annual at the end of the school year. And it gives legislators a chance to talk to their friends and, importantly, to people they don't normally talk to. It's an opener for a conversation — "Hey, would you sign this?" — that can then turn to other things, like who's backing which candidate. Some are just getting signatures; some are also counting noses.

If there's a vote on the speaker, it could be secret, either forever or for the duration of the balloting. Rep. Todd Smith, R-Euless, filed a couple of resolutions spelling out the procedure for a vote on the speaker (HR 2669 and HR 2671). One would make the ballots secret and impossible to trace to one member or another. The other would allow members to cast ballots secretly, but would reveal how everyone voted when the race was over.

The first votes — if this thing goes down between now and the end of the session — will be public. The House would have to vote openly on a motion to vacate the chair and then on one or both of the secret ballot resolutions before moving into the shadows.

Closer Than You Think

Look at the newly declared candidacies as votes against House Speaker Tom Craddick, toss in a few changed minds, and you can see why the tension's so thick in the House. The outcome of the challenge to Craddick could hinge on a group small enough to fit in a booth at The Cloak Room near the Capitol.

Here's how they're counting on the floor.

The critical vote back there on January 9 was 80-68, with one member absent (Fred Brown, R-Bryan) and one seat vacant (since filled by Mike O'Day, R-Pearland). Give both votes to Craddick, just for sport. That makes the start 82-68; you can't knock him down unless you move eight votes from his column to the opposition.

Assuming (always dangerous) that none of the people who voted to overthrow Craddick in January have changed their minds, the rebellion is within striking range, depending on how the arm-twisting proceeds. You can read that the other way, too, if you want: Craddick's within striking range of another win.

Craddick's January support included two Republicans who say they want to run against him: Jim Keffer of Eastland and Fred Hill of Richardson. Rep. Byron Cook, R-Corsicana, gave a little speech Monday night calling on Craddick to give up the high chair. They make it 79-71.

Two Democrats who supported Craddick — Eddie Lucio III of Brownsville and Patrick Rose of Dripping Springs — are off the team. That's 77-73.

We know of three or four more Republicans who are working against Craddick but haven't stuck their heads up publicly. If they turn out to be turncoats, that puts it within a couple of votes (it's math, sure, but you have to allow for liars, so it's not exact). That's where the real power in the House is, for just this moment: In the two or three members who put one side or the other over the top.

Add another variable that could help Craddick. There's a third group (isn't there always?) that wants to replace the speaker but doesn't want to do it by vacating the chair. The argument is that the procedure is too violent, even for the House, and that the precedent would leave future leaders vulnerable to Instant Karma whether it's in the interest of the state or not. One of the speaker wannabes estimates the size of that group at 25 members. Even if it's much smaller, it could be big enough to undermine the mutineers. 

Here's the scorecard from January (this is the vote on the so-called Geren amendment that would have made the vote on Craddick and Jim Pitts a secret one; after it failed, Pitts dropped out and Craddick won reelection to a third term):

AYES - 80 (65 Republicans, 15 Democrats)

Democrats: Bailey, Chavez, Deshotel, Dukes, Dutton, Flores, Giddings, Guillen, T. King, Lucio, McClendon, Peña, Puente, Rose, Turner.

Republicans: Anderson, Aycock, Berman, Bohac, Bonnen, Branch, B. Brown, Callegari, Chisum, Christian, B. Cook, Corte, Crabb, Craddick, Creighton, Crownover, Darby, J. Davis, Delisi, Driver, Eissler, England, Flynn, Gattis, Goolsby, Hamilton, Hancock, Hardcastle, Harless, Harper-Brown, Hartnett, Hilderbran, Hill, C. Howard, Isett, Jackson, Keffer, P. King, S. King, Kolkhorst, Krusee, Laubenberg, Macias, Madden, Miller, Morrison, Mowery, Murphy, Orr, Otto, Parker, Patrick, Paxton, Phillips, Riddle, W. Smith, Smithee, Solomons, Swinford, Taylor, Truitt, Van Arsdale, Woolley, Zedler, Zerwas.

NAYS - 68 (54 Democrats, 14 Republicans)

Democrats: A. Allen, Alonzo, Anchia, Bolton, Burnam, Caraway, Castro, Cohen, Coleman, R. Cook, Y. Davis, Dunnam, Eiland, Escobar, Farabee, Farias, Farrar, Frost, Gallego, Garcia, Gonzales, Gonzalez Toureilles, Heflin, Hernandez, Herrero, Hightower-Pierson, Hochberg, Hodge, Homer, Hopson, D. Howard, Leibowitz, Martinez, Martinez Fischer, McReynolds, Menendez, Miles, Moreno, Naishtat, Noriega, Oliveira, Olivo, Ortiz, Pickett, Quintanilla, Raymond, Ritter, Rodriguez, Strama, Thompson, Vaught, Veasey, Villarreal, Vo.

Republicans: Elkins, Geren, Haggerty, Hughes, D. Jones, Kuempel, Latham, McCall, Merritt, Pitts, T. Smith, Straus, Talton, West.

The Outside Game

Four House members who are running for speaker have joined together to form the 3 R PAC (short for "Ronald Reagan Republicans for Local Community Control and Speaker Term Limits" political action committee). The object, they say, is to promote a three-term limit (six years) for speakers and to "protect Republican legislative incumbents and candidates from attack in the upcoming 2008 primary."

Reps. Fred Hill of Richardson, Jim Keffer of Eastland, Brian McCall of Plano, and Jim Pitts of Waxahachie will be on the board. Rep. Byron Cook of Corsicana will be the treasurer. All five oppose Tom Craddick's effort to win a fourth term as speaker, and the PAC, they say, is to defend members who oppose Craddick from retaliation.

Some Republicans outside the Capitol made a big deal of the fact that the press release announcing the PAC was written by Fort Worth political consultant Bryan Eppstein. It wasn't sent from one of his firm's email addresses, but his name and The Eppstein Group show up in the author box on the electronic document sent to reporters. Only one of the five guys mentioned in the press release — Pitts — has never been an Eppstein client. And Eppstein, asked if he's running the revolution against Craddick, says he wrote the press release at the request of his clients and pointed out that "about half" of the Republicans who still support Craddick also employ Eppstein as a consultant.

House Republicans already have one PAC, called Stars Over Texas, which is run by the speaker's daughter, Christi Craddick. She was on the floor of the House this week talking to members while the House was in session.

Obstacle Course

The Legislature is putting another private toll road moratorium on Rick Perry's plate, and if he doesn't find SB 792 palatable, they're ready to force-feed him a bill he pooh-poohed last week.

Perry vetoed the first moratorium, HB 1892, as part of a trade; lawmakers won't override that veto if he'll sign this second moratorium bill, SB 792. That was supposed to all happen a week ago, but the new bill got bogged down by House amendments the governor didn't like. Now it's prepared the way he'd eat it: Excised is an unlucky House amendment, Number 13, which Perry's Legislative Director Ken Armbrister said would lead to a second veto.

The second bill would prevent, for two years, government contracts with the private sector to build and maintain roads, sometimes in exchange for control of the road and its toll receipts for several decades.

Rep. Wayne Smith, R-Baytown, said the amendment by Rep. Lois Kolkhorst, R-Brenham, "reaches inside" existing CDAs (Comprehensive Development Agreements), effectively halting construction on segments of the Trans-Texas Corridor.

It wouldn't have had much of a practical effect on road projects, he said, likening it to a pair of "suspenders" for the moratorium. "If environmental assessments are not complete in the next two years, and they're not projected to be, then no work would be done anyway," he said.

Smith said the amendment is out of the conference committee report. But he said the legislature still has leverage with the governor (who would rather have no bill at all). If Perry does not sign within a certain time frame, the House will override his veto of HB 1892, Smith said, putting the original bill into law. A two-thirds majority in each chamber is needed to overturn the veto; if the initial votes stick, both chambers have more than enough votes to do it. There's some resistance to the idea, though; the Lege hasn't overridden a veto since 1979.

A veto override could lead to the special session threatened earlier by the Governor. But Armbrister said that the only way a special session is a definite is if the Legislature fails to pass the budget.

Senate Transportation Chair John Carona, R-Dallas is trying to keep things cool: "My advice to my colleagues is to negotiate in goodwill on SB 792, to not focus and concentrate on a veto override." Carona said the worst-case scenario would be for no moratorium bill to be passed at all and for the "status quo" to remain. Almost all current toll projects in major cities and in highly populated border counties would be exempt from the moratorium. Carona said the three goals of SB 792 are to impose the moratorium, to reform future CDAs and to allow local authorities to continue building in their regions.

SB 792 addresses how TxDOT can turn over its right-of-ways to local authorities, how public agencies can build competing roads near CDA roads, and how an agency can "buy back" a CDA road if it wishes to renege on a long-term lease. Once the moratorium ends, the bill also authorizes local agencies to entertain CDA proposals with terms in 10-year increments, up to a max of 50 years.

— by Patrick Brendel

Going With The Flow

Omnibus water legislation streamed past both the House and the Senate, picking up an amendment that won't beach the bill but may land the state in court again. Even with that, SB 3 by Sen. Kip Averitt, R-Waco, is headed to conference committee.

Two hotly contested reservoir sites — Marvin Nichols and Fastrill in Northeast Texas — were stripped from his bill in the House. Similar water legislation, sans reservoirs, has also passed each chamber. Rep. Robert Puente, D-San Antonio, was still considering whether or not to request conference committees for HB 3 and HB 4 when we went to press.

HB 3 has language to protect environmental flows. HB 4 pertains to water conservation. The two are duplicated in Averitt's bill, and the Senate fixed the House bills so they won't take effect unless Averitt's bill also passes.

Rep. Charlie Geren, R-Fort Worth, said last week that the two reservoirs were vital to the Dallas-Fort Worth Metroplex. However, Geren then voted in favor of SB 3 without the reservoirs. His reason? Geren says Averitt promised him he would try to re-add the two reservoirs in conference committee; Averitt says he'd like to add those and two other reservoirs trimmed from his bill by the House.

That seems likelier if the makeup of the conference committees is more urban than rural, because it's the cities that want the water and the rural areas that don't want the new lakes.

Ken Kramer, director of the Texas Chapter of the Sierra Club, is wholeheartedly backing the House bills, but has reservations about the reservoirs in the Senate legislation. He says the designation of reservoir sites would do little, in practical terms, for the actual construction of reservoirs, and would succeed only in reducing the value of property within the sites.

Kramer says Fastrill's designation as a reservoir site is especially iffy, since it's already been designated as a federal wildlife refuge, and federal law trumps state law. Texas is battling in court, but Kramer thinks that's a fight the state can't win.

Rep. Larry Phillips, R-Sherman, added an amendment to SB 3 that made two reservoir sites in his district subject to the approval of the Fannin County Commissioners Court. Other amendments placed restrictions on reservoir building, basically making it so that a city has to demonstrate a commitment to water conservation before it can build a reservoir. That's aimed directly at the Metroplex, which has been accused of being a water hog by reservoir opponents.

Kramer says he can live with the House version of SB 3, but not with an Edwards Aquifer Authority amendment by Glenn Hegar, R-Katy. He predicts that could lead to a court fight. Puente, however, isn't impressed with the possibility of being sued by the Sierra Club.

"Tell me when they haven't said that. Tell me when they haven't threatened that, to go to court," he says. Hegar's amendment — added to two of the three bills — involves "shared sacrifice" and "shared benefit," he says.

Kramer says Hegar's amendment does four things: 1) increases the amount of water that can be pumped from the aquifer; 2) creates restrictions on the amount that can be pumped during times of drought or when the aquifer is low; 3) allows the EAA to raise money to build and operate recharge facilities to put more rainwater into the aquifer; 4) spells out the procedure for a federally-mandated Recovery Implementation Process (RIP), where aquifer stakeholders get together and try to reconcile their concerns.

Kramer's main objection is with that pumping provision, which he says would choke off springs and threaten endangered species. That's the same reason the Sierra Club took the state to court a decade-and-a-half ago, leading to a federal judge's 1993 decision that prompted the legislature to create the EAA in the first place. He says the fourth provision — the RIP — isn't needed and is tilted to favor pumpers over environmentalists.

Hegar says he'd be "really disappointed" if the Sierra Club takes the state to court over his amendment. The state guidelines for the RIP are meant to speed up negotiations, which under ideal circumstances may take 15 to 20 years. The purpose of the steering committee is to designate a RIP leader, whose job would simply be to keep the negotiations swimming along, he says. The RIP will ensure that future Edwards Aquifer decisions are "truly science driven – not driven by a person's or group's different agendas," Hegar says.

• Averitt's omnibus air bill — SB 12, is headed to conference, too. Among other things, the bill encourages reducing vehicle emissions and increasing energy efficiency. It attracted a bunch of amendments and Averitt said some pruning is needed in conference. One apparently doomed amendment, by Rep. David Leibowitz, D-San Antonio, would change the utility code to prevent homeowner's associations from banning solar energy. Perry's pushing for the bill, according to Armbrister, who says Texas needs this legislation in place when the feds change the way they monitor air quality in 2008. Right now, it's measured in 8-hour increments; that's changing to every 12 hours. Armbrister likens it to standing in the rain; the longer you stand, the wetter you get. This may bode ill for near-non-attainment areas, which are already on the cusp of not complying with federal air standards, and Averitt's bill could help.

— by Patrick Brendel

Flotsam & Jetsam

The tire patch for the new business tax approved last year has morphed again. It still includes the three things that prompted lawmakers to do anything at all, fixing errors in the tax on partnerships that own and lease property, tax apportionment on securities held by banks and brokerages, and accounting details like how to handle loss carry-forwards.

It no longer includes a provision that would leave a gross receipts tax in place if a court declares the new margins tax illegal. That "poison pill" came out so the sponsor, Sen. Steve Ogden, R-Bryan, could get the votes he needed. A controversial change over the in-state taxability of out-of-state companies was another wedge; the change is out in favor of reports: Companies have to tell the state how their taxes would have come out using both calculations.

The version of the moment — tentatively approved by the full Senate — lowers the maximum tax rate on small businesses to 0.575 percent from 0.7 percent. It phases in the tax, so that smaller businesses pay lower rates, like so: Under $300,000 in gross receipts, no tax; $300,000 to $400,000, 20 percent of the tax; $400,000 to $500,000, 40 percent of the tax; $500,000 to $700,000, 60 percent; $700,000 to $900,000, 80 percent; and over $900,000, 100 percent.

It still has what's known as "the cliff feature." That means that a company that goes $1 over the limit for a particular bracket puts all of its business into the next bracket. For instance, a firm with sales of $299,999, would pay no taxes. A firm with sales of $300,001, would pay taxes on all of its receipts and not just the sales that were north of the limit.

Companies with gross receipts of over $10 million would pay a maximum tax rate of 0.7 percent; those under that amount would pay a maximum tax of 0.575 percent of gross receipts. And anyone whose total tax bill fell under $1,000 would pay the state nothing.

The legislation still needs final Senate approval and a look from the House.

• Legislators who don't like the state budget are S.O.L. unless they want a special session. The plan as we put this issue to bed was to vote on the budget on Sunday, about 24 hours before Sine Die. It's a rare thing for either House to reject a conference committee report on the budget, but it's theoretically possible. And it is, as they say every time it comes up, the only bill that has to pass. Late changes focused on higher education. The folks in charge of the appropriations bill had hoped to get it out of conference committee at least a week earlier than they did.

• One of the state's big teacher groups says the raise proposed by the budget conferees would give educators a net monthly raise of only $25, or "just enough to buy a cheeseburger, fries and a drink each week." the Texas State Teachers Association also complains that the budget requires teachers to pay more for retirement benefits, a reference to a one-time increase designed to make the Teacher Retirement System solvent.

• A news-making loophole in state campaign finance laws has gone to Gov. Rick Perry. It would require state officials to disclose the amounts of monetary gifts they receive. Under current law, they can legally leave off the amount, reporting they got a "check" or a "dumpster" without stating the amount on the check or the fact that the dumpster was full of doubloons. The issue came to light when builder Bob Perry gave two checks to Bill Ceverha while Ceverha was on the board at the Employee Retirement System of Texas. Ceverha voluntarily reported the amounts — a total of $100,000 — after the story made the papers.

While we're on the subject, HB 647, died waiting for attention from the Senate State Affairs Committee. State legislators and other officials can't take contributions while they're in regular session; the bill would have extended the ban to include special sessions, like the one last year where lawmakers wrote a new business tax. While accepting contributions.

The Senate also spiked — by inaction — a bill that would have clarified the allowable administrative expenses for political action committees. That fuzzy area of the law was a big factor in investigations of Republican spending in the 2002 elections.

• The House and Senate worked out their differences on child rape legislation known as Jessica's Law and that's on its way to the governor. It increases the length of minimum sentences in certain sexual assault cases, adds life imprisonment and death to the list of penalties for repeat child sexual assailants, doubles the statute of limitations in some cases and eliminates it altogether in others. And it's also a top item on many lawmakers' political agendas, including Lt. Gov. David Dewhurst's. Houston Democrat Rodney Ellis, a death penalty opponent, was the only senator who voted against the bill.

Political People and Their Moves

Joe Heflin, D-Crosbyton, and Nathan Macias, R-Bulverde, won the session-end popularity contest for Freshmen of the Year in the Texas House.

Former U.S. Rep. Pete Geren of Fort Worth is President George W. Bush's choice for Secretary of the Army. He's been the undersecretary there and is current the acting secretary. His brother is state Rep. Charlie Geren, R-Fort Worth.

Gov. Rick Perry named Ed Miles Jr. of San Antonio to the Texas County and District Retirement System Board of Trustees. Miles is the director of community projects for the Bexar County District Attorney.

The Guv appointed Terrence O’Mahoney of Dallas and Brig. Gen. Ezell Ware Jr. of Austin to the Texas Veterans’ Commission.

Quotes of the Week

Rep. Byron Cook, R-Corsicana, calling on House Speaker Tom Craddick to give up: "Mr. Speaker, please consider stepping down. Please don't put this body through 18 months of hell."

Rep. Fred Hill, R-Richardson, on what would happen if Craddick remains in office: "One of the things that he is very good at is raising money and campaigning against members that don't agree with him. If we don't do something while this body is in session... we are going to see 18 months of some very aggressive campaigning and a lot of — I'm just going to call it pure hell."

Former Rep. Terry Keel of Austin, on Craddick's long experience in the state Legislature, in the Austin American-Statesman: "He was doing this when the Beatles were recording Abbey Road."

Sen. Mario Gallegos, D-Houston, telling the Dallas Morning News he had to stay in Austin — despite a recent liver transplant and doctors telling him to go home and rest — to keep Republicans from consideration of a voter ID bill: "They would bring it up in a New York second if I were not here. If I were [David] Dewhurst, I would do the same thing."

Tom Pauken, on the defeat of property tax reform and other items on the GOP agenda, quoted by the Houston Chronicle: "The Republicans have squandered a majority. We could have gotten a lot more done if we'd had strong Republican leadership. We've got to quit simply saluting because they are Republicans."

Rep. Rob Eissler, R-The Woodlands, quoted by the Austin American-Statesman as time expired on a bill deadline night: "Well, as they say at the dice table — crap."


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The Week in the Rearview Mirror


A tip of the hat to the folks at hashemian.com, where we got the code for this countdown timer.

(And by the way, we're counting down to 6 p.m., since the Lege has been gone by sunset on the last day for the last several sessions.)

After a relatively mild debate and a series of closing speeches that lasted more than two hours, the House easily passed a state budget for 2008-09.

The vote was 114-35, with Democrats split 39-30 in favor of the bill and Republicans voting 75-5 in favor of it. (That's no drama at all, and it's not particularly historic; in 2005, the House approved a budget with a 104-40 vote, with the Democrats going 33-29 and the Republicans going 71-11. In 2003, it was 105-41, with 86 Republicans on board and the Democrats split 19-41 against it.)

A little after midnight, the Senate passed the budget 25-6, sending it to Gov. Rick Perry, who has about three weeks to peruse it and to use his line-item veto where he wants.

The Legislative Budget Board has a copy of the budget available online, as well as a summary of the conference committee report, if you prefer the Cliff Notes version.

Sunday night's anticlimax capped a weekend of intrigue in the House, with mutinous legislators trying to pry Midland Republican Tom Craddick out of the speaker's chair. Their last big chance was to derail the budget, force a special session of the Legislature and use that extra 30 days to unseat Craddick.

But the reality of voting against the state spending bill — one that would force a special session, to be sure, but a vote that would expose members seeking reelection to all sorts of uncomfortable questions at home — outweighed the desire to throw out the speaker.

At one point, lawmakers had a shot at a vote that would have tested their strength. Rep. Robert Talton, R-Pasadena, called a point of order on the bill saying it included general law provisions not allowed in budget bills. Craddick overruled him, and Talton asked for permission to challenge that ruling. Craddick agreed to that, but other members told Talton they weren't willing to make their stand on that issue. He withdrew, and the mutiny never came together after that.

The state Senate didn't get to the budget until almost 11 p.m., waiting to see what the House did before diving in. Rumors of insurrection didn't come true, though, and senators finally got to work on the bill. Something else didn't come true: Two senators decided not to talk the spending bill to death. Rodney Ellis and Kyle Janek, a Democrat and a Republican, respectively, from Houston, had talked Saturday about filibustering the budget because of programs they wanted that weren't included. In the end (after some assurances), both decided to get out of the way.

The early attacks on the bill centered on pork handed out, allegedly, to members who support Craddick (we ran a list earlier in the week of some of those items). Rep. Jim Pitts, R-Waxahachie, a former appropriations chairman who covets Craddick's job, complained that the new budget is too big and said members ought to vote it down and try again. And Yvonne Davis, D-Dallas, wondered why the state will be spending $1.6 million to do research on the Zebra Chip Disease that affects potatoes when other programs she thinks are more important were left wanting. Others questioned dramatic increases in spending at the University of Texas Permian Basin — general revenue funding for that institution will rise more than 90 percent, they said — and why projects in and around Craddick's Midland district did so well in the appropriations bill.

Closing speeches gobbled up more time as the clock rolled toward final legislative deadlines, but the tension around the budget vote ebbed as time went on. When it was over, Appropriations Chairman Warren Chisum, R-Pampa, got his bill and with about the same margin budgets have received in recent sessions.

A third of the members of the House walked out early Monday morning to protest an ignored motion to adjourn, and in response, the House adjourned.Rep. Pat Haggerty, D-El Paso, turned a personal privilege speech into a roll call vote on House Speaker Tom Craddick. When he was cut off from calling members names one by one to ask where they stand on Craddick's future, he told members to take the keys to their voting machines and walk. Enough of them did so to stop business in its tracks. That doesn't kill any bills, but it put a bunch of legislation in jeopardy. The list of things left on the gurney (but not yet at the morgue) includes HB 3, a major water bill; HB 12, the omnibus parks bill; SB 482, the revived electric regulation bill; HB 3249, the "safety net" bill to keep agencies from expiring because their sunset bills weren't considered; SB 8, which would require steroid testing of high school athletes; SB 11, the revived homeland security bill; and SB 12, the air quality bill. Saying "it's time to find out where we stand on this," Haggerty called off the names of members one by one and asked whether they want Craddick to remain in the chair. Rep. Sylvester Turner, D-Houston, was in the chair at the time (though Craddick sat nearby on the dais) and interrupted Haggerty a couple of times before successfully getting him to stop calling the roll. Haggerty had made it to members whose last names begin with the letter D when Turner broke in for the last time. "I would ask that you speak for yourself... respect the members for choosing to speak or not to speak," Turner said. Haggerty said members should take their keys and leave, and so they did. Turner called up a conference committee report and the record vote on that came up 94-0. It takes 100 votes to make a quorum in the 150-member House, and Turner — rather than putting a call on the House and forcing everyone to come back — shut things down at that point. "The record vote shows the absence of a quorum. Therefore we will stand adjourned until tomorrow at 2," he said. Craddick's press secretary, Alexis DeLee, issued a statement: "Once again, some members chose to divert the House away from important matters and instead tried to drag the members into a Speaker's race while we are in session. Speaker Craddick made a promise to the members of the House that he would make sure their bills would be heard so their constituents concerns would be met. This evening a number of bills were put into jeopardy -- bills that would protect our water, fund our parks and historical sites, lower electric rates, enhance air quality, and require steroid testing in our public schools. It is his intention to take up and consider these and other pieces of legislation before the session ends tomorrow at midnight." That could kill more than two dozen bills that were awaiting consideration, but it's not yet fatal. There's another day left and lawmakers, if they want those things to pass, can suspend their rules and pass them. The record to watch was set in 1997, when then-Rep. Arlene Wohlgemuth, R-Burleson, killed 52 bills with a point of order in what became known as the Memorial Day Massacre. This round started with a motion to adjourn by Rep. Abel Herrero, D-Robstown. In the House's rules, a motion to adjourn is the highest-ranking of all the privileged motions. Turner refused to recognize it, prompting a back and forth between him and Rep. Jim Dunnam, D-Waco. Rep. Mike Krusee, R-Round Rock, made a personal privilege speech asking Craddick to reconsider his decision that he doesn't have to recognized members for privileged motions — like a motion to vacate the chair. He called it undemocratic and said the speaker should be accountable to the voters — lawmakers — who elected him.

Krusee's Sunday night (Monday morning) personal privilege speech to the House.

Thank you, Mr. Speaker, for recognizing me to speak. Members, I wish to speak on the Chair's ruling regarding recognition.

The Speaker has ruled that he has the absolute right to refuse recognition of any member, and to refuse recognition of any motion, no matter how privileged.

I disagree with the ruling, and I disagree with its implementation.

The ruling is wrong, because on matters of privilege, the Speaker does not have the right to deny recognition.

The implementation is wrong, because even if you agree with the ruling that the Speaker has absolute discretion on all matters, and I do not agree, it is an abuse of discretion to withhold recognition on matters of the highest principle. To refuse to recognize members is against our tradition and our practice. Mr. Speaker, you have daily used your discretion to recognize members on a routine basis. Why not on this one?

Since the days of Thomas Jefferson, the father of parliamentary law in the United States, questioning the leadership of the presiding officer has been the most fundamental right of the members who elected that leadership.

And just as the power of government comes from its people's consent, the power to conduct the business of our body, the power to govern our body, comes from the consent of our body.

Mr. Speaker, we can disagree on many things, but you cannot disagree with the fact that you are here because we put you here.

Inherent in the granting of power to the Speaker is the retention of our right to speak and to question the presiding officer.

This rules interpretation denies us that right.

I again emphasize: questioning leadership is the highest privilege this body has. And it belongs to the body, not to the presiding officer.

To my former colleagues and my current friends, sitting behind me, who advised the Speaker on his ruling, I ask you to put yourself in my position. How would you feel as a member?

As former members, you both have unique perspectives, you walked in our shoes. Would you find this acceptable?

Mr. Keel, in one of your last moments on this floor, you addressed this house as a matter of personal privilege. You were in the minority, having killed the pay raise that the majority favored. Now you sit there, advising the Speaker that it is within the rules to deny us that right.

How would you have felt if the Speaker had denied you that right? How can you advise the Speaker that he may do that to us?

The Republican Party is now engaged in trying to spin this into, of all things, a partisan issue.

They are saying that the Republican position is to uphold the Speaker's right to deny the right to speak, to vote. What a perversion.

Especially for a party in the minority in Washington.

Absolute power to deny the right to question authority is not a principle of the Republican party, or any party. Not in this country.

Not in this country.

One of my heroes, Ronald Reagan, once said, "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall. "The wall was physical and it was metaphorical. It was a barrier to freedom. It silenced people's voices.

This interpretation of our rules has erected a wall between leadership and the membership. Mr. Speaker, we must tear it down.

Krusee, a Round Rock Republican, represents House District 52.

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The explosive last weekend of the 80th Legislature's regular session ended with a whimper and not with a bang.

Tom Craddick is still the Speaker of the House (which is on the West end of the Capital, prompting our headline). The Senate's relatively mild set-tos healed over when the voter ID bill was declared dead.

The Senate closed the books at about 8 p.m. on Memorial Day. The House went until the midnight deadline, with Craddick gaveling out as his wife, Nadine, cheered behind him.

The governor, meanwhile, is entering the period of his greatest power. That's the time between now and June 17 — the 20 days following the session when he can veto bills without threat of a veto override.

Some legislators are expecting a long list of vetoes, and lawmakers wrote part of the budget in a fashion that allows gubernatorial vetoes that weren't possible in previous appropriations bills. Rick Perry has a chance to make some noise with his veto pen.

Lawmakers — particularly in the House — packed their last two days with major bills, most of which actually passed. Bills that looked a little green around the gills on Sunday came back to life on Monday.

Several major pieces of legislation didn't get passed until the last day. A water bill was voted down, then voted back to life, suffered through a procedural challenge and finally approved. Parks legislation made it through both the House and Senate after getting in trouble in both places. A homeland security bill that looked dramatic for a bit won House approval. And so on.

Legislators who wanted to force a special session to keep Craddick on the grill for 30 more days didn't get their way. Both sides will now go out and regroup and start the machinery of the 2008 elections. One seat will certainly be in play; Rep. Anna Mowery, R-Fort Worth, doesn't plan to seek reelection. (It's not part of this, but while we're on the subject, U.S. Rep. Nick Lampson, D-Stafford, plans to run for reelection in CD-22. He'd flirted with the idea of challenging U.S. Sen. John Cornyn, R-San Antonio.)

Craddick survived the first open challenge to a sitting speaker in years. He displaced Democrat Pete Laney in 2003, after the 2002 elections produced the first GOP majority in the lower chamber since Reconstruction. The session opened with a challenge to Craddick. He won that election — his third — but new challenges emerged in the last two weeks of this session. The actual floor battles didn't erupt until the final weekend, but Craddick hung on. Barring a special session or Something New and Completely Different, he'll remain in his post until the next speaker election in January 2009.

Rep. Sylvester Turner, D-Houston, says he'll run for speaker in 2009. He's the Speaker Pro Tem under Tom Craddick, but has apparently decided to leave the fold.Turner joins several House members — supporters of Craddick and opponents — who've said they want to be speaker. That list includes Craddick himself; Fred Hill, R-Richardson; Jim Keffer, R-Eastland; Delwin Jones, R-Lubbock; Brian McCall, R-Plano; Jim Pitts, R-Waxahachie; and Senfronia Thompson, D-Houston. Turner's press release follows:


State Representative Sylvester Turner today announced that he is running for Speaker of the Texas House for the 2009 Session. Turner, who has served as Speaker Pro Tem in the last three legislative sessions, filed his declaration of candidacy in Austin at noon today. "I don't ever want to have another legislative session like the one just completed where taking care of the people's business took a back seat to political agendas," Turner said. "We have too many problems in this state to waste most of a legislative session on political agendas that do not include providing lower electric rates to the low-income and elderly or more funding for mental health programs." Since he took office in 1989, Rep. Turner has served on major committees that have touched every aspect of the state. He currently serves on the Appropriations, Calendars, and Regulated Industries committees. He has served as Vice Chair of Calendars and State Affairs, Chair of Budget and Oversight for Regulated Industries and, since 1997, Chair of the Subcommittee on Criminal Justice for Appropriations. Turner has also served on the Conference Committee for the budget for the last three legislative sessions. "I have worked effectively in the House under a Democratic majority," Turner said, "and I have worked effectively in the House under a Republican majority. I have sought to treat every member with the utmost respect and I have worked to operate the House with the utmost degree of integrity." "I sincerely hope that over the next 18 months, members will evaluate and assess my abilities," Turner continued. "I believe I am the best person to serve as Speaker in 2009 and I hope the members will give me the opportunity to serve as their Speaker." In the just completed session, Turner fought to add another 127,000 children to CHIP, the children's health care program, with the support of 64 Democrats and 62 Representatives. "Generating bi-partisan support for important issues is how the Legislature would work under my leadership," Turner said. He also fought to lower electric rates and to increase mental health funding. In addition, Turner's office was the one that brought the problems with the Texas Youth Council to light and he served on the Joint Legislative Committee on the TYC.

The Legislature is gone and we cut Patrick Brendel loose to recap what they did for the last 20 weeks. This is in no way a full recounting of the session, which saw 953 House bills and 525 Senate bills win passage. But there's plenty here to talk about, ranked by their condition as we put this issue to bed:

Passed, Effective Immediately

• Human Papillomavirus: House Bill 1098 by Dennis Bonnen, R-Angleton, reversed Gov. Rick Perry's executive order and prohibits mandatory immunization of Texas public schoolchildren against HPV. It contains specific text that "This subsection preempts any contrary executive order issued by the governor"... HB 1379 by Joe Deshotel, D-Beaumont, requires state health officials to disseminate information on HPV and the vaccine to the general public and to schools.

• Education: HB 566 by Mike "Tuffy" Hamilton, R-Mauriceville, extends truancy laws to students over the age of 18... HB 2176 by Deshotel adds parenting and parenting awareness classes to the high school curriculum.

• Hollywood: HB 374 by Joe Pickett, D-El Paso, gives permission to filmmakers to shoot on state property.

• Katrina Fallout: SB 112 by Carona prohibits law enforcement from seizing guns and ammo during disasters.

• Guns: HB 991 by Patrick Rose, D-Dripping Springs, makes information on concealed handgun permit holders "nonpublic."

Passed, Effective in September

• Guns: SB 378 by Jeff Wentworth, R-San Antonio, the "castle doctrine bill," removes the obligation to retreat when killing an intruder in self-defense.

• Potpourri: SB 369 by Williams clarifies what constitutes an "obscured" license plate... SB 1287 by Leticia Van de Putte, D-San Antonio, mandates posting in bars of warning signs about human trafficking... SB 1315 by Carlos Uresti, D-San Antonio, institutes a "Silver Alert" for missing seniors, much like Amber Alerts for missing kids.

Sent to the Governor

• Trans Texas Corridor/Toll Roads: Senate Bill 792 by Tommy Williams, R-The Woodlands, puts a two-year moratorium on most Comprehensive Development Agreements, where the state contracts with the private sector to build roads, sometimes in exchange for toll receipts. Most CDAs in metro areas and populous counties on the Texas-Mexico border are exempt from the moratorium... SB 718 by Steve Ogden, R-Bryan, requires TxDOT to consider existing highways first when selecting routes for the Trans-Texas Corridor, and to explain their reasons in writing.

• Water: HBs 3 and 4 by Robert Puente, D-San Antonio, and SB 3 by Kip Averitt, R-Waco, comprise a comprehensive water policy. The bills are designed to protect environmental flows (from aquifers to rivers to bays) and encourage water conservation. The conference committee on SB 3 made a gambit by striking language naming 19 sites where reservoirs may or may not be built. They replaced it with a paragraph stating that unique reservoir sites are determined by the state water plan (which determined the 19 sites in the first place). The omnibus water legislation had several riders, the most noticeable hitchhiker being Edwards Aquifer amendments raising the pumping cap and establishing a consortium among aquifer pumpers, metro dwellers, people downstream and environmentalists.

• Air: SB 12 by Averitt aims to reduce engine emissions by getting old cars off the road and by retrofitting diesel engines. It encourages the use of high efficiency appliances and sets efficiency standards for public schools and agencies.

• Texas Youth Commission: A handful of bills by Rep. Jerry Madden, R-Richardson, Sen. Juan "Chuy" Hinojosa, D-McAllen, and others, overhaul the troubled agency. TYC has new top brass, and investigations into the agency are ongoing. Kids won't go to TYC for misdemeanor offenses anymore... HB 1111 by Sylvester Turner, D-Houston, was signed in the Senate and keeps TYC inmates from participating in medical or psychiatric studies.

• Automated Traffic Cameras: HB 922 by Vicki Truitt, R-Keller, bars cities from issuing speeding tickets based upon a camera's testimony... HB 1052 by Bill Callegari, R-Katy, requires cities to post warnings about the traffic cameras at each intersection with a camera... SB 1119 by John Carona, R-Dallas, sets up a study of traffic cameras and attempts to make sure the cameras aren't simply a moneymaking scheme.

• Religion: HB 167 by Richard Raymond, D-Laredo, says Bibles can't be seized for debts (unless your Bible's a rental)... HB 1034 by Debbie Riddle, R-Tomball, adds "Under God" to the Texas pledge.

• Schools: HB 323 by Hamilton requires seat belts in school buses... HB 1287 by Warren Chisum, R-Pampa, allows elective Bible courses in public high schools... HB 1418 by Lois Kolkhorst, R-Brenham, prevents Texas State University regents from changing the name of Sam Houston State University... HB 3564 by Drew Darby, R-San Angelo, transfers Angelo State University to Texas Tech University... HB 3900 by Geanie Morrison, R-Victoria, brings back the Texas Tomorrow Fund in a new form... SB 8 by Kyle Janek, R-Houston, institutes random steroid testing for high school athletes.

• Crime & Punishment: HB 8, also called Jessica's Law, by Riddle, toughens punishments for child molesters and prescribes capital punishment for serious repeat offenders... HB 530 by Jerry Madden, R-Richardson, expands drug courts to counties with more than 250,000 people... HB 586 Yvonne Gonzalez Toureilles, D-Alice, says you can't have a ticket dismissed for speeding if you were going over 95 mph... HB 1355 by Dan Gattis, R-Georgetown, punishes owners of dogs who attack people... HB 1586 by Ismael "Kino" Flores, D-Palmview, makes it a crime to aim a laser pointer at an airplane... HB 1766 by Aaron Peña, D-Edinburg, makes theft of wire a state jail felony... SB453 by Rodney Ellis, D-Houston, mandates HIV testing of state prison inmates.

• Hollywood: HB 1634 by Dawnna Dukes, D-Austin, offers financial incentives to encourage film production in Texas.

• Health: HB 109 by Turner eases eligibility requirements for the Children's Health Insurance Program in an attempt to re-add kids dropped from CHIPS in the past 5 years... HB 1082 by Joe Straus, R-San Antonio, creates a pilot program for the reporting and tracking of MRSA (antibiotic-resistant staph) infections... HB 1297 by Dianne White Delisi, R-Temple, creates a wellness program for state employees... SB 760 okays telemedicine for Medicaid reimbursement... SB 994 by Jane Nelson, R-Lewisville, allows a physician to prescribe controlled substances via fax or email.

• Katrina Fallout: SB 1658 by Robert Nichols, R-Jacksonville, extends to 30 days the time that pharmacists can refill unsigned prescriptions during disasters (it's currently three days).

• Public Information: SB 129 by Royce West, D-Dallas, requires lawmakers to report the actual value of gifts received... SB 255 by Carona requires TxDOT to post agency information on the Web.

• Potpourri: HB 581 by Deshotel allows 16-year-olds to sell newspapers... HB 1248 by Larry Taylor, R-Friendswood, allows mixed drinks to be sold on cruise ships... SB 791 by Williams declares that oysters are "an inherently unsafe product for personal consumption."

• Highways Named: The segment of I-20 from Arlington to Louisiana is now the Ronald Reagan Memorial Highway, pending a veto... A stretch of U.S. 287 in Tarrant County will become the Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., Freeway, on Sept. 1... SH 130 in Williamson, Travis, Caldwell and Guadalupe Counties is now called the Pickle Parkway, in honor of former U.S. Rep. J. J. "Jake" Pickle.

Sent to the Polls

• Cancer Research: House Joint Resolution 90 and HB 14 by Jim Keffer, R-Eastland, would authorize $3 billion in bonds for cancer research.

• Record Votes: HJR 19 by Dan Branch, R-Dallas, would require the Legislature to keep track of their final votes for the public's eyes.

Dead

• Top 10 Percent: SB 101 by Florence Shapiro, R-Plano, would have capped automatic admissions to Texas colleges, letting them fill 40 percent of their openings with students who didn't finish in the top 10 percent in their high school class.

• Voter Identification: HB 218 by Betty Brown, R-Terrell, would have required voters to present photo identification at the polls.

• Gambling: Bills to legalize casino gambling and slot machines at racetracks all failed... Gov. Perry's proposal to sell or lease the Texas Lottery died. The estimated $14 billion in proceeds would have gone toward a cancer education, prevention and health insurance program.

• Journalist Shield Law: Several bills would have provided protections for journalists who do not wish to reveal their sources in court.

• Health: Funding for stem-cell research.

• Potpourri: Electronic fingerprint identification systems for of age verification or monetary transactions.

— by Patrick Brendel

Political People and their Moves

Every time a legislative session ends, Mark Dallas Loeffler pulls out his movie posters, grabs some themes from the session, steals some photographs, and goes to work.

Here's one of this year's posters, and you can see the entire set (and the posters for five previous session) at his website.

Federal races firm up, some stats on legislation, and a survey...

• San Antonio trial lawyer Mikal Watts is readying exploratory papers for the U.S. Senate race in 2008. Watts, a Democrat, has been maneuvering to get other Democrats out of the way so he can spend his time challenging U.S. Sen. John Cornyn, a San Antonio Republican.

• U.S. Rep. Nick Lampson, D-Stafford, won't run for the U.S. Senate, choosing instead to seek reelection to his CD-22 seat. He'll almost certainly get an opponent in that heavily Republican district (this is the one that used to belong to Tom DeLay, R-Sugar Land), but it won't be Sugar Land Mayor David Wallace. Wallace said in a statement that he'll devote his time to his new company, Wallace Bajjali Development Partners. He had announced earlier that he wouldn't seek a fourth term as mayor.

• The number of bills filed in this legislative session was up, as was the number passed, as was the number not passed. Telicon, the outfit we use to track legislation and other information, put out an unofficial recap. By their count, 4,140 House bills were filed, up 15 percent from two years ago. Senate filings, at 2,058, were up 9 percent. If you're a "less government" person or a "not that kind of government" person, you'll like this stat: 77 percent of House bills and 75 percent of Senate bills didn't make it, at least in bill form. It was even worse for constitutional amendments: The House killed 91 percent of the changes proposed; the Senate killed 90 percent.

Capitol Crowd, a networking site for government and political folk, is polling folks to see who their favorites and least favorites are among the Pink Building's denizens: Staffers, lobbyists, lawmakers, and the like. They're also asking people to make guesses at who'll be on Texas Monthly's 10 Best and 10 Worst lists. We'll report the results when they're in.

Michael Behrens, the executive director of the Texas Department of Transportation, will resign at the end of August. He's been the top guy at that agency for six years and has worked there for almost four decades.

Jay Kimbrough, who was dispatched to investigate the Texas Youth Commission during the legislative session, will become deputy chancellor of the Texas A&M University System. He's currently the system's deputy general counsel.

James Bernsen, who's been flakking for the House's Republican Caucus, is going off to a real war. The Naval Reservist will be deployed to Baghdad this summer and says he'll be in training for three months and then in Iraq for 12 months. He'll blog from there, if the brass allows it.

Former Texas Supreme Court Justice William Wayne Kilgarlin made "a major planned gift commitment" to endow conservation and preservation teaching at the University of Texas School of Information. He'd already made a $1 million donation to start the William and Margaret Kilgarlin Center for Preservation of the Cultural Record.

Bob Kahn will be the new CEO at the Electric Reliability Council of Texas (ERCOT), replacing Sam Jones, who's retiring. Kahn is the deputy general manager at Austin Energy and is a former ERCOT board member.

Appointments: Gov. Rick Perry reappointed Thomas Leeper of Huntsville and Jo Van Hovel of Temple to the board of the Texas State Affordable Housing Corporation. Leeper is an attorney; Van Hovel is retired from the real estate business.

The governor named two new members to the Texas Medical Board and reappointed four members. Dr. Michael Arambula of San Antonio, Patricia Blackwell of Midland, Dr. Margaret McNeese of Houston, and Dr. Charles Oswalt III of Waco will get new terms. The new folks are Dr. Melinda McMichael, who practices at university health services at UT Austin; and Timothy Webb, a Houston attorney. 

Kenneth Perkins, a Conroe chiropractor, is Perry's choice to head the Texas Board of Chiropractic Examiners.

Quotes of the Week

Craddick, Chisum, Pitts, Laubenberg, Howard, McReynolds, and Mowery

House Speaker Tom Craddick, denying Rep. Fred Hill's motion to vacate the chair, and his appeal of that ruling: "The Speaker of the House of Representatives has absolute discretion whether or not to recognize any member on any matter. There is no appeal to that."

Appropriations Chairman Warren Chisum, R-Pampa, in The Dallas Morning News, on Craddick: "Obviously, he's damaged goods after this deal, in terms of leading a bipartisan Legislature."

Former House Appropriations Chairman Jim Pitts, R-Waxahachie, now a challenger to the speaker: "The budget has grown out of control. It's full of wasteful and unnecessary spending, much of it placed in the budget in the last two weeks in an effort to ensure support of Tom Craddick."

Rep. Jodie Laubenberg, R-Parker, during the Friday night rebellion against House Speaker Tom Craddick: "This is anarchy. This is America. This is not the way we do it."

Rep. Charlie Howard, R-Sugar Land, talking to the San Antonio Express-News after reviving a piece of legislation that had died a few hours earlier: "I think people were crazed out of their minds. They were not thinking about legislation. They were going after the speaker."

Rep. Jim McReynolds, D-Lufkin, during the last debate on a major water bill: "East Texans are not going to pay Houston a nickel for a drink of their own water."

Rep. Anna Mowery, R-Fort Worth, telling the House she won't seek a tenth full term: "Y'all have been a big barrel of fun the whole damn time."