Quotes of the Week

Driver, Stock, Horn, Strama, Rawlins, Branch, Taylor, Sarukhan, Bersin, DeLay, and Wlodek

Rep. Joe Driver, R-Garland, on charges that he's been "double dipping" on campaign expenses, billing them both to his campaign and to the state, quoted by the Associated Press: "Now you're scaring the heck out of me. It pretty well screws my week."'

Immigration attorney Margaret Stock, on the repeal of the 14th Amendment, quoted in the Texas Tribune: “The debate is always about the theoretical … Whenever you talk about the practical aspects of it, there's silence. Because anybody who understands how citizenship is determined in the absence of the 14th Amendment quickly realizes that we have a huge mess on our hands. And it will cost billions of dollars if we change the amendment's current interpretation."

Denton County Judge Mary Horn, about lowering the standards for Texas jails in order to stretch her county's budget: "I've always stated that when our prisoners start living like our soldiers, I’ll start feeling sorry for them."

Rep. Mark Strama, D-Austin, to News 8 Austin on the only way to handle the upcoming budget crisis: "Given what we're being told for the next projections for the next 29 to 30 months, it's almost unimaginable not making more cuts."

V. Lane Rawlins, the interim president of the University of North Texas, quoted by the Texas Tribune on preparing for his first appearance before the Texas Legislature: “I’ve been doing this in various states for about 20 years, and every time I’ve had the chance to speak with the Legislature, my main point is that we need more money.”

At a legislative hearing, the first question from Rep. Dan Branch, R-Dallas, to a panel of the presidents of the seven emerging research universities competing to be the next Tier One school: "Is everyone getting along?"

Candace Taylor, a former supporter of the late Republican candidate Tom Zachry, unsatisfied with his replacement, sued (and lost) for the right to run as a Democrat. Her lawyer, Stephen Drinnon, told the Fort Worth Star-Telegram: "The Texas election code, quite frankly, just doesn't address such a situation as this."

Mexican Ambassador to the United States Arturo Sarukhan, on his keynote speech at a border security conference at the University of Texas at El Paso: "Giving is a speech is a lot like a Texas Longhorn. One point here, one point here and a lot of bull in the middle."

U.S. Customs and Border Protection Commissioner Alan Bersin, on the current state of U.S.-Mexico relations during the current immigration debate, to the Texas Tribune: "The story of the United States is the story of immigrants, of people taking risks and coming to improve the lives of their families. What’s unacceptable is that they cross in a way that violates our laws and remain here in a manner that violates our laws."

Former U.S. Rep. Tom DeLay, R-Sugar Land, in a conference call with reporters after the Justice Department dropped its investigation of his ties to disgraced lobbyist Jack Abramoff, quoted in the Houston Chronicle: “I know this is the price of leadership, but frankly it doesn't have to happen this way. I hope people will look at my case and decide the criminalization of politics and the politics of personal destruction is not beneficial to our country or our system.”

Juror Steve Wlodek, on the complexities of the case against former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich trial, in The New York Times: "It was like, 'Here's a manual, go fly the space shuttle.'"

Riddle, Fuentes, Muñoz, Kirk, Burton, and Perry

State Rep. Debbie Riddle, R-Tomball, discussing the legal status of undocumented immigrants, on CNN's Anderson Cooper 360: “If they are over here illegally, they are not here legally.” She also told a producer for the program that pregnant foreigners are visiting the U.S. as tourists to have babies they then take back home "with the nefarious purpose of turning them into little terrorists who will then come back to the U.S. and do us harm." And without naming names, she sourced that story: "That is information that is coming to my office from former FBI officials."

Former FBI official Thomas Fuentes, on the same show the next day: "There seem to be a lot of former FBI agents lurking in the halls of Congress and in the Legislature in the state of Texas, so I'm kind of curious about that issue as well."

Texas Commission on Jail Standards executive Director Adan Muñoz, after the Dallas County Jail passed its inspection for the first time since 2004, in the Texas Tribune: “Dallas County is in compliance — in my lifetime.”

Former Dallas mayor and current U.S. Trade Representative Ron Kirk to The Dallas Morning News: "I'm done. I'm never running again for anything."

Deputy White House press secretary Bill Burton, in The New York Times, on the Democratic candidate for governor not appearing with Barack Obama in Texas: “I don’t think it says anything broadly about the president’s coattails. I think it says that Bill White had something else going on today that he would rather do than campaign with the president.”

Gov. Rick Perry, quoted in the San Antonio Express-News: “Look, I'm a passionate guy. And when I'm passionate, my arms may get out. I may, you know, pound on the podium. I may walk around the stage. Now, if my opponents find that to be showboating, then, you know, I can't help it if they're dull."