Just when you thought the House and Senate could get along and the special session would end quickly with a tax swap, the usually-staid Texas Senate busted out in all kinds of drama: Vote-switching, quorum-busting, and calls for member round-ups. Someday, at a Senate Ladies' Club dinner in the not-too-distant future, they'll all be able to look back on this week and laugh. If they finish this thing.Rumor de Jour
State Rep. Aaron Peña, D-Edinburg, suggests this session might unravel so quickly it'll have to be put out of its misery. Writing at A Capitol Blog, Rep. Peña said, "Weeks ago you may have thought you had a handle on what we were doing, well don't stop watching, it may take a detour or two or three in these last days of the Legislature. This may be the last week legislators will gather. A number of members think the session could end as early as Wednesday."
Right of Texas reports that the
Governor's e-mail box is full and not receiving any further communications. This blogger also has an alleged copy of an e-mail from former Senator, former Perry aide, and now lobbyist Dan Shelley to Dr. Steven Hotze of Houston, who's leading the Texans for No New Taxes group. Shelley told Hotze, "I will pass on to the members of the legislature they have little to worry about when in comes to your threats."
[Editor's Note: The Guv's office now tells us Hotze & Co. gave some incorrect email addresses to their mob -- including whatever they listed for Gov. Rick Perry -- and that those are bouncing back because that's what mis-addressed emails do. A spokeswoman for Perry says their mailboxes aren't full (she's gonna wish she hadn't said that) and that people can email the governor from the form on his website at www.governor.state.tx.us.]
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M.I.A.
When Senate Finance Committee Chairman Steve Odgen, R-Bryan, refused to allow Sen. Florence Shapiro, R-Plano, to kill her own bill (S.B. 1) and she walked out of the hearing, Pink Dome quickly created a poster to help in the search efforts. The walkout was the subject of much derision:
John Coby
of Bay Area Houston: "Too bad Tom DeLay quit. He would have called on Homeland Security to find the Republican Senators who broke quorum and left a school finance committee meeting."
Eileen Smith of In the Pink Texas: "... When Ogden refused to bring up a vote on the House bill in committee, Shapiro ran. That's how I used to face my problems too -- IN PRESCHOOL."
Vince Leibowitz of Capitol Annex: "For those of you who don't follow the Lege on a regular basis, imagine that your TV suddenly became possessed and that the TV shows Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County, Lost, Survivor, and The West Wing all kind of morphed into one strange drama (mixed with a little Mr. Smith Goes to Washington), except, instead of people getting voted off the island, they were walking out of committee, sulking like Desperate Housewives."
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Senate Swing Vote
Only days before the Senate committee walkout, tongues were wagging about Sen. Mike Jackson, R-La Porte, changing his "aye" to a "nay" to an "aye" on H.B. 3. Again, Pink Dome doctored a photo for laughs and Smith of In the Pink Texas cracked up the blogosphere with a humorous description of what she thinks must have happened after Sen. Jackson's no vote: "The alarm bells immediately went off in the Governor's mansion, forcing Perry to stop feathering his hair and slide down the firehouse pole into the situation room."
Capitol Annex smelled a trade-off because of Sen. Jackson's interest in CD-22. "I predict Perry will endorse Jackson to be the Replacement Nominee or will make some calls (or have his people make calls) to precinct chairs in the four counties plugging Jackson, and
encouraging those in Fort Bend County to vote for Jackson in the poll they're doing down there," Vince Leibowitz said.
Okay, no more quoting of Vince, Eileen, or Pink Dome for the rest of the column
we don't want to be accused of favoritism.
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CD-22 Questionnaire
The Bay Area Houston Blog got its hands on an 8-page questionnaire wannabe nominees for CD-22 had to fill out before being interviewed by that district's precinct chairs. Even though Congressman
Tom DeLay hasn't officially vacated the position, CD-22 precinct chairs are charged with selecting a replacement. E-mails about the private May 6th candidate forum in Pasadena were posted at a decidedly un-Republican website called Juanita's.
Bay Area Houston believes Sugar Land Mayor David Wallace is the "Chosen One."
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Gas Tax Relief
Rep. Trey Martinez Fischer, D-San Antonio, has started a website and blog in support of his idea to create a "Gas Tax Holiday" which would require the state to stop collecting its 20-cents per gallon of gasoline for 90 days this summer. Rep. Martinez Fischer has acquired 43 co-authors and says, "... Chairman (Jim) Keffer gave me his assurance he would grant the bill a hearing." But first, this legislation (HB 120) would have to be added to the governor's call.
A conference call he held with bloggers led to lots of support from Brains and Eggs and Burnt Orange Report, among others. Nate Nance at Common Sense Texas had an alternate idea, "A statewide holiday where no one drives. I know it is crazy at first glance, but if they put me in charge of messaging, I'll make it crystal clear: Driving and using lots of gas is the reason there is a high price, so don't do it."
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Net Neutrality
The biggest issue on the Internet is not tax reform or gasoline prices or even immigration reform (although that's close). It's "net neutrality" -- the effort to keep large telecommunications companies from setting up different delivery systems for information flow on the Internet. It's one issue that conservative blogs, such as Boots and Sabers, and liberal blogs, such as The Agonist, can agree on. Sean-Paul Kelley at The Agonist was so upset by U.S. Rep. Charles Gonzalez's vote against a key amendment that he created a commercial criticizing the San Antonio Democrat.
Another Texan, U.S. Rep. Joe Barton, R-Ennis, chairs the House Energy and Commerce Committee that's considering the net neutrality issue. He's becoming a favorite target of bloggers because of this issue, and rising gas prices.
Rick Moran (brother of ABC News anchor
Terry Moran) gathers some interesting opinions on net neutrality on his blog Right Wing Nut House. He's not a Texan, but we read his blog anyway because of its excellent summaries of the Fox television show "24." That Jack Bauer is having a hell of day, and if you spend your time watching Texas politics, it's nice to know that someone is.
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Broken Promise
We swore we wouldn't quote her again, but that wacky
Eileen Smith at In The Pink Texas had the best line of the week regarding U.S. Rep. Patrick Kennedy's, D-RI, early morning crash into a Capitol Hill barricade: "Following the accident, Kennedy was not given a sobriety test and officers were told to drive him home, marking the first time in history that a Kennedy has received preferential treatment." As a "Kennedy," Smith is able to poke fun at her own family and get away with it (okay, she's not a Kennedy, but she has a fantasy about it, as you can see on her blog).
OUT THERE is something new for Texas Weekly: Robyn Hadley cherry-picks the state's political blogs each week, looking for news, info, gossip, and new jokes. Robyn, a veteran of both journalism and the state Capitol, is the owner of Capitol Crowd, a networking site for people who work in and around state government. The opinions she quotes belong to the bloggers, and we're including their links each week so you can hunt them down if you wish. Please send comments, suggestions, gripes or retorts to Robyn at robyn@capitolcrowd.com, or to Texas Weekly editor Ross Ramsey, at ramsey@texasweekly.com.