Bloggers are skewering Rep. Betty Brown, R-Terrell, after she shot both her feet and stuck them in her mouth during a committee hearing on voter identification legislation. Other hot topics in the blogosphere include Gov. Rick Perry's re-avowal of Texas sovereignty, possible conflicts of interest and bills advancing as the clock winds down on the 81st Regular Session. Wrapping it up is a miscellany of other posts, including video of a great golf shot.
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Brown has said she's sorry for last week's verbal gaffe, which many people took to mean that Asian Americans should simplify their names to make it easier on English speakers.
Attorney Ramey Ko told KVUE's Political Junkie he appreciates Brown's apology but is still against the voter ID bill. Bay Area Houston posts a statement from the Asian American Democrats of Texas, and also makes up a fake statement that's not really from Brown.
Blables.com creates a fictional cartoon reenactment of the Brown-Ko exchange (and potentially offends another group of people in the process). Meanwhile, musings has video of the real conversation. And an In the Pink commenter notes that Academy Award winner Jamie Foxx (who changed his name from Eric Bishop) grew up in Terrell.
"You know, I was just thinking the other day that what this legislative session was lacking was a dose of absurdity," Off the Kuff says. "Not every name can be as straightforward and puritan as Bristol, Trig, and Trip [Palin], don'cha know," says mean rachel. According to readers of the Houston Chronicle's Texas on the Potomac, Brown's new nickname should be "Bubba" (the poll's open until the end of May).
Letters From Texas disses Brown in Chinese. Celebrity gossip blogger Perez Hilton takes note of the fiasco (as do Saturday Night Live and MSNBC, but their links weren't posted as this was written). And Rep. Trey Martinez Fischer, D-San Antonio, creates a "Betty Brown American Name Generator" and links to it on his Poli-Tex blog.
"Imagine telling a Polish American that his name needs a few extra vowels, just to make it easier to pronounce," says ABC13's Political Blog. "Stupid is as stupid does," says Swanky Conservative. And Junkie wins Headline of the Week Award with her entry titled, "I'm Changing My Name to Elise Hughes."
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Pleading The 10th
Blue Dot Blues was on scene for a presser featuring Gov. Perry and Rep. Brandon Creighton, R-Conroe, about HCR 50, reaffirming Texas' sovereignty under the 10th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution. Here are video highlights from KUT's Notes From The Lege.
Postcards (toting a movie camera) asked Perry if rival U.S. Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchison was part of the federal government's expansion of powers. Yes! says the incumbent, promising a "long and distinguished list" of her actions promoting big government. Here's a response by Team Hutchison (from the Associated Press, quoted in the Houston Chronicle), via Rick vs. Kay.
Williamson Republic has details on the April 15 two-part "Tea Party" in Austin, in which Perry will be participating. And in other news, the Texas Legislature is taking steps toward ratifying the 23rd Amendment to the Constitution (poll tax ban), writes Chronic, the Austin Chronicle's blog.
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Interest vs. Interest
Texas Watchdog is calling out Rep. Randy Weber, R-Pearland, for taking money from "energy-related interests" then filing HB 4012, which they say "would weaken public checks and balances on polluting industries." Bay Area Houston says Democrats will be to blame if the Texas Residential Construction Commission isn't fixed this session, for real this time.
Texas Observer Blog is astounded that former Texas Commission on Environmental Quality Executive Director Glenn Shankle would turn right around and work as a lobbyist for Waste Control Specialists, a company wanting to bury radioactive waste in West Texas, the licensing of which was approved by Shankle.
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Ticking Time
Democratic senators held hands to symbolize their united opposition to an insurance sunset bill by Sen. Glenn Hegar, R-Katy, according to Burkablog. Later, Burka reports that Hegar is going to try again on Tuesday to pass the derned thing.
During a conference call live-blogged by Blue Dot Blues, Perry says he's backing sb 912 by Sen. Dan Patrick, R-Houston, which raises the margins tax threshold to a cool million dollars. Rep. Ryan Guillen, D-Rio Grande City, talks about five bills he laid out for committees last Monday on his El Wiri Wiri Blog. And Lone Star Times posts about local transportation funding bill SB 855 by Sen. John Carona, R-Dallas, wondering why it took "liberal democratic senator" Kirk Watson of Austin to propose an amendment requiring that the local funding elections be held in November during even-numbered years (when people seem to like voting).
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Melting Pot
U.S. Attorney Johnny Sutton is calling it quits, says Tex Parte. The Bush appointee put two Border Patrol agents in the slammer for smuggler-shooting and sent former Texas Attorney General Dan Morales to jail for conspiracy and whatnot. Watchdog has announced the location and time for their Houston bloggers meet-up Tuesday on public information requests. And the state housing department plans to post a draft of its plan to allocate federal stimulus funds on "weatherization" by April 16, says Pollabear, who's got more details.
If you consider El Paso paradise (as we do), then there's trouble in there, specifically concerning state Reps. Marisa Marquez and Norma Chavez, according to NewspaperTree Blog. Meanwhile, Dallas.org swore they would shut down the blog in 2010 and now wants readers' ideas on what to do with the website, if they do indeed choose to close up shop. And Wednesday, winds knocked a couple of the Pink Dome's flags to half-mast, reports Postcards. The Guv's PR folks say the flags will stay removed until the south flagpoles are fixed.
The Cook Political Report says that 20 of Texas' 32 U.S. Congressional Districts are "VERY Republican" (+10 percentage points or more in the Red). Potomac says to thank former U.S. House Majority Leader Tom DeLay for that. U.S. Rep. Kay Granger, once a speculated-upon contender for the U.S. Senate in 2010 (or whenever KBH isn't there anymore), has taken herself out of the running by endorsing former Texas Secretary of State Roger Williams. And Texas Off the Record reminisces about former Lt. Gov. Bob Bullock's efforts to renovate the Texas State Cemetery.
Nearly a dozen superintendents have signed on to a letter to the U.S. education secretary complaining about how Texas lawmakers want to spend federal stimulus funds, reports the Houston Chronicle's Texas Politics. The supers want the feds to tell Texas it has to use the $3 billion to boost school funding, not replace state funding for education.
Finally, Texas Rainmaker posts video of pro golfer Vijay Singh skipping a ball across a body of water for a hole-in-one. Cool trick.
This edition of Out There was compiled and written by Patrick Brendel, who hails from Victoria but is semi-settled in Austin. We cherry-pick the state's political blogs each week, looking for news, info, gossip, and new jokes. The opinions here belong (mostly) to the bloggers, and we're including their links so you can hunt them down if you wish. Our blogroll — the list of Texas blogs we watch — is on our links page, and if you know of a Texas political blog that ought to be on it, just shoot us a note. Please send comments, suggestions, gripes or retorts to Texas Weekly editor Ross Ramsey.


